The basics
These are the basic rule of anal sex.
Rule #1 ) SLOW DOWN IF IT HURTS
Anal sex should be plesureable, not painful. If you are experiancing pain lube up and go slow. You most likely are rushing and not greasing the track well enough.
Rule #2 ) Lots of Lube
We can not stress this enough. In the vaginal world there is such a thing as too much lube, but in the anal sex world and anal toy world there is no such thing. The anus is a sphincter, and thus stays very tight around the object inserted into it. The less friction you have the more pleasure you will find in anal sex and anal play.
NEVER USE Vaseline- only lubrication for to interact with condoms. Vaseline will eat the rubber in a condom and kill the poor bastard making it not safe for you or your loaded partner. Also Vaseline will lock bacteria and can cause infection.
Rule #3 ) Start simple stupid
People want to rush right into anal sex because they have heard how amazing anal sex is. But lets start at the beginning shall we. You need to respect yourself, your body and your partner. This means education on this sexual act and taking it one step at a time.
Step 1.) Anal Beads.
These are usually in a series of 5 beads on a string with a pull ring at the end. The beads may all be the same size or different. there are anal beds that are on a solid piece of silicone, but I recommend the ones on a string. You insert these into the lubricated ass hole and pull them out slowly one at a time. Many people find this extremely exhilarating during an orgasm.
Play around with anal beads. This makes vaginal sex very exciting and you are taking the first steps to a healthy and pleasureful anal sex relationship.
Rule #4) Butt Plugs
Now that you have mastered anal beads you can now graduate to butt plugs. These little wonders are typically shaped like a rounded diamond with a larger base. The base acts as a protector so the plug does not get suck inside the rectum.
Butt plugs come in many sizes but we recommend working your way up. The smaller the better to start. Remember the anus is a muscle and needs to be worked to take larger things or it will be painful.
Rule #4 ) AnalEZ
The body has a natural ability to detect pain- this is meant to ALARM you that something is not right. We suggest not using numbing agents such as AnalEZ when having anal sex. We urge you to find what the issue is- most likely lubricant or going too fast- and adjust as need.
AnalEZ and like products have also been shown to limit the sensitivity to the penis as well as the anus. This does not make for a pleasurable sexual experience if you can not feel anything.... DUH!
Rule #5 ) Inflatable Anal Sex Toys
There are many inflatable sex toys on the market. it is always a good idea to research these. We think that a slow progression of anal beads and anal butt plugs is a more suitable way to work up to sticking a dick up your ass.
Rule #6 ) Commit a Felony
It is interesting that so many people think they can pass dumb ass laws on what you do with your own fucking ass hole. But those sweet ass holes do! I really wonder how many of them stick it to their wife's in the ass doggy-style.... Many of those political jerks walk around like they have a large butt plug stuck up their ass.
But in any regards, there are stupid law makers making stupid laws that equal a Felony for engaging, being caught or knowingly sticking your dick up someones ass or having a dick stuck up your ass. So be aware of the Felony you are committing and enjoy the ride!
And just think, if you end up in prison for the sweet ass felony you just completed, you will be ready to take it when you drop your bar of soap! Be a team player in prison, Anal Toy Club said so!
Rule #7 ) Take/Give it up the ASS
OK, if you have not to this point done it or taken it in the ass- GET ON THAT BITCH! Bend over, lube it up well and slide that huge dick in.
Enjoy!